Winners for cute clever answers. All winners in US & Canada get October, 2016 MAD

These entries and the ones above are all winners of October MAD, assuming you in live in the US or Canada. (If not, email us and we'll give you a shout-out on The Giz Wiz Show!) 

My guess is the world's most terrible ice cream scoop. Scott Napier

t's the snowplow from your model train set. Ian Winkler

It's a mold for a yield sign. Dave Martel

Angry Birds catapult v 2.1 Terry

A Zero Gravity Mustard Dispenser. Obviously. Nickolas

These arrows are embedded in the pavement to guide the latest version of a driverless car - currently being tested at Legoland. Marty

It is the little yellow arrow that follows you around on a handheld GPS -Bryon J. Hammer

Pizza catapult so you can serve pizza faster! =D Scott Perrino

It's a prosthetic duck bill with built in quacker. John M.

That is a "Automatic direction finder for a Nomad. Glued to head and always know the direction you are going. Ahead!" Steve..

The object is a juicer. You stick it in your favorite fruit (or least favorite friend), give it a squeeze & out comes the juice. Fred Sciarratta

A shoe horn for elves. Petrina Copes

For the man that always misses "The Toilet Indicator" Les Mcilnay

Tis indeed a corn cob holder with an arrow that shows where to begin eating your corn. -Amy McDonald

It's a Minion Urinal - Jerome Blackman

This is a spout slash opener for the old style motor oil cans. Chris Thornton

It's a car port for you to park your pet armadillo Fuzzy

It's a real-world mouse pointer, possibly controlled via remote control. It allows you to point to things, like the cat, for example. Dickie L S Williams

- pooper scooper for miniature dogs Steve Overton

Its a MOMA version of a triceratops dinosaur. Dave Folkner

That is a juice extractor for grapefruit, oranges, etc. Skullman

A Zero Gravity Mustard Dispenser. Obviously. Nickolas

 It's an easel for the artists who paint those triangular slow-moving vehicle warning signs seen on Amish buggies. R. Osinski

This is an easy one, the Beatles told us about this item back in the sixties.  It’s a yellow submarine. Dave. J 

CONGRATULATIONS WINNERS! If you won more than once, please just ask for one autographed MAD. Yes, we know some enter several times under different names. :) Email me your full name & address - (US/Canada only - otherwise email me & we'll give you a shout-out on The Giz Wiz). I'll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify Dick's name only.  Please put MAD WINNER in the subject line, so I can pick it out quickly. Thanks!!!  Dick De, The Giz Wiz & MAD's Maddest Writer. Email me at: gizwizbiz@aol.com

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