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Apr122011

Digging into the Match Game files, here's a question from 5/21/1981

At the restaurant, one Waitress said to the other: "That customer is really weird! (How weird is he?) He's soaking up the gravy, but instead of using bread, he's using  ____________!"

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Reader Comments (58)

his moustache!

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAndy D

His Tie.

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGraycat98

His Pomeranian

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGVDub

A tampon!

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered Commentertykerman1

A Sponge

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterZebidiah Klausbogan

his beard

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRobert Keil

William Conrad

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPickle

His Jedi powers.

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGregO

<flips card> HIS RUG (TOUPEE)

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterThe Network

His Sister

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMoose

Dick DeBartolo's moustache.

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGeneRayburn

a mop.

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPaulie

his beard

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Ring

his napkin!

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPhoneBoy

His Facebook Friends

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGeekazine

A Pamper

April 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterZebidiah Klausbogan

His toupee

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterduckman

Spongebob

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRichard

His Lips !

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMoMA Guy

A Ronco automatic combination gravy soaker and toenail clipper that he saw advertised on TV for $19,99

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterZebidiah Klausbogan

Silly Straw Plastic Tubing Eyeglass Straws

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTom Allen

The iSoak app!

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSteve

Jeno's Pizza Rolls

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered Commentergrandpagreg

bushy eyebrows

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered Commenteribookery

His iPod!

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Salzman

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