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    Digging into the Match Game files, here's a question from 5/21/1981

    At the restaurant, one Waitress said to the other: "That customer is really weird! (How weird is he?) He's soaking up the gravy, but instead of using bread, he's using  ____________!"

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    Reader Comments (58)

    Bounty, the quicker picker upper.

    April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJackie

    Fez!

    April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGail

    His napkin!

    April 13, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterwp788

    his titanium spork

    April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMikerrtx

    The Table cloth

    April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterZebidiah Klausbogan

    His unborn fetus.

    April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterF. Whale

    Fountain Pen.

    The Daily Giz Wiz (This is how "it makes it's own gravy"!)

    April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDr.BiteMe

    Holy Davey Crocket, Batman! He is soaking gravy with the tail of his 'coon skin hat!

    April 14, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterThe Bug

    His Tongue!

    April 14, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTom Bates

    Leo's last Turn the Turkey Trinket, Nokia N8.

    April 14, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterwheelmans

    A vacuum cleaner

    April 17, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterZebidiah Klausbogan

    His spouse

    April 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterFidget

    Well I would have said tie (even though I am a bit late)

    Please keep updating these questions. :)

    April 24, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKim

    His date!

    April 24, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMolly

    Was going to say a vacuum, but I see someone else already said that. Can't wait to find out what I've won for the match...

    April 25, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermelissa

    his wife!

    April 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDonnaR57

    His buns.

    April 28, 2011 | Unregistered Commentergrammarguy

    a Shamwow

    June 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterHibbledy Pibbledy

    ***Thinking like Bret Somers*** (assuming she ever did...)

    His handy dandy keyboard vacuum

    July 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJohn Hillman

    More Gravy

    July 10, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Cyopick

    His Scrotum

    (Someone had to go there)

    July 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDon

    His Moustache

    August 27, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAneil

    his sock

    October 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJudyB28

    His Gravy Boat's bilge pump!

    November 28, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterprowse!

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