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Apr122011

Digging into the Match Game files, here's a question from 5/21/1981

At the restaurant, one Waitress said to the other: "That customer is really weird! (How weird is he?) He's soaking up the gravy, but instead of using bread, he's using  ____________!"

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Reader Comments (58)

Bounty, the quicker picker upper.

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJackie

Fez!

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGail

His napkin!

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterwp788

his titanium spork

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMikerrtx

The Table cloth

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterZebidiah Klausbogan

His unborn fetus.

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterF. Whale

Fountain Pen.

The Daily Giz Wiz (This is how "it makes it's own gravy"!)

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDr.BiteMe

Holy Davey Crocket, Batman! He is soaking gravy with the tail of his 'coon skin hat!

April 14, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterThe Bug

His Tongue!

April 14, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTom Bates

Leo's last Turn the Turkey Trinket, Nokia N8.

April 14, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterwheelmans

A vacuum cleaner

April 17, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterZebidiah Klausbogan

His spouse

April 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterFidget

Well I would have said tie (even though I am a bit late)

Please keep updating these questions. :)

April 24, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKim

His date!

April 24, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMolly

Was going to say a vacuum, but I see someone else already said that. Can't wait to find out what I've won for the match...

April 25, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermelissa

his wife!

April 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDonnaR57

His buns.

April 28, 2011 | Unregistered Commentergrammarguy

a Shamwow

June 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterHibbledy Pibbledy

***Thinking like Bret Somers*** (assuming she ever did...)

His handy dandy keyboard vacuum

July 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJohn Hillman

More Gravy

July 10, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPaul Cyopick

His Scrotum

(Someone had to go there)

July 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDon

His Moustache

August 27, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAneil

his sock

October 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJudyB28

His Gravy Boat's bilge pump!

November 28, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterprowse!

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