Cute, Clever, and 'It Might Be That' Answers That Won

Since there was only one winner with the correct answer, we are giving away 17 autographed copies of April 2021 MAD (instead of 12) to those with cute, clever, weird, 'could be' answers.

Lots of pooper scooper answers. We picked one at random:

It's the scoop from a pooper scooper!! shawn kummer

Lots of 'fireplace' answers. We picked one at random:

An insert for a fireplace to burn pellet coal or wood, to deflect heat into the living space. Brian Shanon

Many 'door stop' answers: We picked one at random:

A doorstop - use foot to push top to adjust how far open door stays. Dalepoco!

Several 'chicken feeder' answers: We picked one at random:

A chicken feeder. Denice Megrew

Other winners:

This looks like a ski or snowboard rack from a old timey ski resort. Matt Freemon

It's the box that Jaws from James Bond keeps his teeth in at night! Deborah A Stressner

The item displayed is a 6 ribbon holder for use in gift wrapping. Bill Chambers

Medieval body armor dental mouthguard accessory - Dark Ages top Dentist recommended. Gus

McDonald's new french fry scoop with french fry separating technology. Hiroki

Dental flosser for a shark, or T-Rex Maurice del Prado

It's a Ice Cube Scrapper..😃 Bonnie McHargue

Definitely Frank Lloyd Wright’s art deco tanning bed!- Beckee

Mashed potato butterer. The blades scrape rows in your mashed potatoes that get filled with melted butter from the trough. sarcasticWeasel

The item is a guard attachment for porcupine haircut kits. OneFootChicken

That’s a hand-held paper shredder. Carole Marciano

Its a Sterno EZ-Bake oven. "Gijoe", youtuber

This goes in your closet and is used for hanging up your string ties. Marty

WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.) get the April 2021 issue of MAD. (Wow, I have 17 pages of material in that issue.) Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I'm continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. I pay the postage so winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only. If you win and live in the US, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I'll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify "Dick's name only". If you'd rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of February MAD, put "SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD" in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US email me with WINNER in the subject line and I'll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I've done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

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