Winning Clever, Cute and "Could-be" answers
July 1, 2018
By far, the most given answer was “cigarette rolling machine”. We picked one a random:
Second most given answer had something to with animals. We picked two:
Rodent Gym -- The Knitter Reclinder for hamsters - Skullman Other winners are below. We picked more than 12 since only 2 people got the correct answe Barbie Chase lounge Les Brunson Indoor Ski Run - grab the bar at the bottom before you fly off the end - Diana in Yankee Land Manual adding machine for binary numbers - Doug Johnson Foot Trainer for high heel shoes - Rhaick It's obviously a sliced cheese folding machine...uh, yeah... Kirk S. Empty tape dispenser - G Beit-Ishoo Lawn recliner for Flat Stanley when he is not traveling around the world. Buffalo Steve It is Santa's sled. johnny 2 toes It's a ski-jump ramp for the flea winter olympics. Keith Phillip A dollar bill eraser, handy for laundering money. Eric V I believe it is a device to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste from the tube. Ian W
Public restroom device that measures, cuts, dispenses the toilet tissue. Alan T. Galloway
WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.) get the August 2018 issue of MAD. It's MAD issue #3, the 3rd issue produced by the new LA team. MAD's gone west but I'm still writing for them from my Gizneyland studio in NYC.
There's no more MAD office in NYC, so I'll pay the $2.79 1st class postage for each winner's MAD. (So many people say they love playing the game, I wanted to make sure it went on.) As announced late last year winners of MAD magazine are now for US addresses only. (MAD to Canada was $11.00+ last year to send one copy.) If you live in the US, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I'll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify Dick's name only. If you'd rather have one of those 35+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of August MAD, put SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics have been shipped to MAD in LA. If you live anywhere outside of the US email me with WINNER in the subject line and I'll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I've done it quite a few times already and people say it looks fine.) Or, another choice is OMGchad & I can give you a shout out on the Giz Wiz Show as your prize if you want. (Tell me in your email.) Thanks! Dick De. Email me at gizwizbiz@gmail.com
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