Winning Clever, Cute and "Could-be" answers.

WINNERS ABOVE AND BELOW (WHO LIVE IN THE U.S.) WIN THE MARCH/APRIL MAD. That's the last issue produced by the NY "Usual Gang Of Idiots". MAD is now produced in LA, but I'll still be writing for them from my Gizneyland studio in NYC.

It's a flag pole holder. David Eckard

I use it to open Beer bottles, or pop the lid on Beer cans, and champagne bottles. James Kappel

Is it a jar opener? Bob A

Crescent moon Play-Doh stencil. springroll

It’s a plastic Cigar Trimmer — PizzaGew, Lake Nacimiento, CA

Snap Tool For Boat Snaps. Snap or unsnap your boat canvas James Kappel

A handle for carrying 1 stick of celery. Just slide a stick into the crescent shaped hole. Mike Shulman

Toothpaste holder that you screw on the wall, that holds the toothpaste with the cap downwards. Keith Phillip

When I was in college, we hung a tie or sock on the door handle to alert a roommate we had a "guest". This is the professional version. Alan G

It is a template to cut out the traditional window into an outhouse door. OMGMom

Its a solar eclipse viewer for people who don't like waiting. Jenny

It’s obviously designed to measure what state the moon is in … quarter moon, eights moon, or full moon. eternalozzie

IF YOU WON, New rules! Things are different now that the MAD NY office closed for good on December 22^nd, 2017. There's no more stock room where I can get MAD issues and no more mail room to send them out. So I have limited access to issues and I'll be paying the $2.79 1st class postage for each winner. (Media mail is about 17 cents cheaper, but takes forever, and with 1st class mail now I can track the envelopes.) As I announced months ago winners of MAD magazine are now for US addresses only. (MAD to Canada was $11.00+ last year to send one copy.) If you live in the US, email me your full name & address. I'll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify Dick's name only. If I don't have enough March/April MAD's you'll get a 35+ year Alfred E. Neuman photo instead. Please put MAD WINNER in the subject line, so I can pick it out quickly. If you'd rather have one of those 35+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures instead of the March/April issue, put SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics have been shipped to MAD in LA. If you live anywhere outside of the US and you want, email me, put WINNER in the subject link & I'll autograph to you a copy of my "FIRST AID FOR THE CHOKING VICTIM IN THE DIGITAL AGE" - which is from the March/April issue. Then I'll scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I've done it quite a few times already and people say it looks fine.) Thanks! Dick De, The Giz Wiz & MAD's Maddest Writer. Email me your entries or info at: gizwizbiz@aol.com