All winners above and below who live in US & Canada get July/August 2017 MAD

Our cute, silly answers most given by far included something about an AirWick type device, and even more people said 'fidget spinner' of some kind. We picked a few of each - and more than 24 winners because some answers were so weird we loved them: 

Prototype for the new fidget spinner sticky. Its super sticky adhesive pads will grip your fingers preventing you from dropping it. Andy

The original "less popular" fidget spinner known as the "just dicking around to annoy old people spinner." Brian Dunaway

A fidget spinner with a safety shield. Richard Evans

That looks like a plug in or car vent air freshener. Karl in Phoenix

This is one of those Air Wick Stick Ups. You put them in your car to make it smell good. Bryon J. Hammer

Other Cute, Clever, Original Answers:

Mr. Potato Head meets Picasso. - Nancy S.

A well camouflaged stick-up camera to spy on your dogs, & make sure they aren't ordering dog toys while you are out. Carollynn

For the Southern Hemisphere this fixes the direction water rotates when draining down the sink/toilet/bathtub. Matt Lee

Pretty sure this is ugly enough to be a Star Trek: The Next Generation frisbee. Brandon Jones

It's the new "Square Space" logo. They softened the corners a bit and decided to give it a "Space" ship look. Robert Ketter

Sink and bathtub drain "De-Vortexer." It prevents that annoying Coriolis effect induced sucking sound when draining. John​ Arndt

It’s a mind altering Hip-no-Disk. Signed Kentastic

Sport wheels for Stuart Little's car. Henry

It's a holder for your ninja throwing stars. Ian Winkler

Is it a cookie press/stamp? Cliff from Mississauga

Rare piece in a Peruvian museum of a 2,500 year old stone carving by Outcas (cousins of Incas) showing their sacred bananas around sun god. Tomchopper

A FANCY COOKIE. THA JAN MAN

A night light or smoke detector – ~Sean

The latest Amazon Echo. It spins while working on your question to give you that familiar ‘wait – I’m doing something’ we’re all used to watching. Scott

It is a cookie press template for Figit Spinner cookies that use a cherry as a bearing. Curt Eskridge

A tray for service wedges of apples or oranges. Lee Werling

I have two at home for the twins. It is a child safe, personal, portable fan. There is Velcro on the back and they attach inside the stroller cover. Tom Babich

New 2018 NHL LED Hockey Puck. Used next season for night games and power failures! G.A. Jones

The decorative cover on a jar of lip gloss. R. Osinski

A hypnotism device for those who are tired of swinging shiny things! Stick it to your forehead and hypnotize anyone easily. (Stick it to a mirror to hypnotize yourself!) Paul Koerber

It's a paper shredder in case you accidentally buy a copy of MAD - B.R.D

It's a dual purpose mold for making either 5 smiles or 5 frowns. Dave Martel

Prior to the animated file loading wheel, people used to spin these on the desk while waiting for files to load. -Roger Price

Worlds worst ninja throwing star. Sean McCaffrey

Machine that you can use to taste different lip balms. So you put the little round bit in your mouth and twist the machine and you can easily taste different lip balms all at once! Markus

It is the only drone air freshener. KR 

CONGRATULATIONS WINNERS! If you won more than once, please just ask for one autographed MAD. Yes, we know some enter several times under different names. :) Email me your full name & address - (US/Canada only - otherwise email me & OMGchad & I will give you a shout-out on The Giz Wiz Show). I'll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify Dick's name only.  Please put MAD WINNER in the subject line, so I can pick it out quickly. Thanks!!!  Dick De, The Giz Wiz & MAD's Maddest Writer. Email me at: gizwizbiz@aol.com     

Don't forget to go back to the top of this page to play the July/August 2017 WTHII game. And be sure to sign your entry with a name, initials, something - or it won't be counted.