I believe this sentence wins for longest run-on sentence in a spam Email.

Note, he is the only person to take the responsibility of your fund valued US$8.3million in this last quarter of the year and we require urgent response and action from you to help us carry out our sincere services to you, as you are advised to be very sensitive and careful with any unwarranted emails from any other office or bank that might jeopardize your long effort towards the receipt of your over due payment, please adhere to this advise because the Federal Bureau Of Investigation shall not be held responsible for any funds not been transferred in this quarter or transfers made in a wrong account, failure to adhere to this instruction, you will have your self to blame.

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Another point. It's August. Can it really considered as "this last quarter of the year"

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If it wasn't for the bad grammar, I'd take the $8.3 million, but I cannot lower my grammatical standards!

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Dick De

The Giz Wiz

Alfred E. Neuman's Picture makes TV Guide. (Shows how far they've fallen!) MAD on the Cartoon Network starts Mondays in September! 8:30/7:30 Central

Follow Alfred E. Neuman on Twitter: www.twitter.com/alfredeneuman

(But don't follow too closely, Alfred's a touch paranoid.)

BP commissions a new "oil painting" for the Executive Conference Room.

Download this poster. When the poster comes out, right click it and save it:: http://www.dccomics.com/mad/media/downloads/JC_poster.jpg 

Dick De looks at BP's first ad as the spill starts.

Right click and save this ad when you get to this link:

 http://www.dccomics.com/mad/media/downloads/BP_poster.jpg 

What's the next big thing for Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Eat one of these everyday and the BIG thing could be you!!

You can see, read, copy & download a higher res version here:

http://www.dccomics.com/mad/media/downloads/KFC_poster.jpg