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Known as MAD's Maddest Writer, co-host of The Giz Wiz with OMGchad at www.GizWiz.TV, The Giz Wiz on ABC's World News Now, and on Tech Guy Labs with Leo Laporte on www.TWiT.TV

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    Aug302010

    I believe this sentence wins for longest run-on sentence in a spam Email.

    Note, he is the only person to take the responsibility of your fund valued US$8.3million in this last quarter of the year and we require urgent response and action from you to help us carry out our sincere services to you, as you are advised to be very sensitive and careful with any unwarranted emails from any other office or bank that might jeopardize your long effort towards the receipt of your over due payment, please adhere to this advise because the Federal Bureau Of Investigation shall not be held responsible for any funds not been transferred in this quarter or transfers made in a wrong account, failure to adhere to this instruction, you will have your self to blame.
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    Another point. It's August. Can it really considered as "this last quarter of the year"
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    If it wasn't for the bad grammar, I'd take the $8.3 million, but I cannot lower my grammatical standards!
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    Dick De
    The Giz Wiz

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    -Lacoste Silk DressesIn delay there lies no plenty , Then come kiss me , sweet and twenty , Youth's a stuff that will not endure . (William Shakespeare , British dramatist)

    July 4, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLacoste Silk Dresses

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