Wednesday
Nov252009
Happy Thanksgiving from The Giz Wiz & The Daily Giz Wiz & MAD Magazine & Alfred E. Neuman & -- oh, that's enough!


Electric carving knifes?
So "yesterday"
We thrive on technology!
We carve our Turkey the Light Saber Way!
New from Ronco!
Batteries sold separately! (Uses 400 AAA's.)
Reader Comments (3)
I want one! Where can I order it?
I came here looking for dick's pineapple upside-down cake recipe. :)
Ah, but if ordered yesterday one could have gotten the "transporter device" thrown in (or at you) for "fah-ree" and used it to send Grandma back the fruit cake*
* If 'fruit cake" is over 1 ton special charges would apply.