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Wednesday
Nov252009

Happy Thanksgiving from The Giz Wiz & The Daily Giz Wiz & MAD Magazine & Alfred E. Neuman & -- oh, that's enough!

 Electric carving knifes? 

So "yesterday"

We thrive on technology!

We carve our Turkey the Light Saber Way!

New from Ronco!

Batteries sold separately! (Uses 400 AAA's.)

 

Reader Comments (3)

I want one! Where can I order it?

November 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTom

I came here looking for dick's pineapple upside-down cake recipe. :)

November 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDave

Ah, but if ordered yesterday one could have gotten the "transporter device" thrown in (or at you) for "fah-ree" and used it to send Grandma back the fruit cake*

* If 'fruit cake" is over 1 ton special charges would apply.

November 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commentervisible0

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