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    Nov252009

    Happy Thanksgiving from The Giz Wiz & The Daily Giz Wiz & MAD Magazine & Alfred E. Neuman & -- oh, that's enough!

    DateNovember 25, 2009 Comment3 Comments

     Electric carving knifes? 

    So "yesterday"

    We thrive on technology!

    We carve our Turkey the Light Saber Way!

    New from Ronco!

    Batteries sold separately! (Uses 400 AAA's.)

     

    Reader Comments (3)

    I want one! Where can I order it?

    November 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTom

    I came here looking for dick's pineapple upside-down cake recipe. :)

    November 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDave

    Ah, but if ordered yesterday one could have gotten the "transporter device" thrown in (or at you) for "fah-ree" and used it to send Grandma back the fruit cake*

    * If 'fruit cake" is over 1 ton special charges would apply.

    November 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commentervisible0

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