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    Everybody on this list and the list above is a winner and will receive Feb 2016 MAD.

    There were a lot of great answers this time round. So many that we're awarding a few extra autographed MAD magazines because we couldn't agree on which answers to eliminate.

    The number one given answer included something to do with carrying or holding “beer” --- probably 50+ answers mentioned that. We picked two.


    It is a re-usable six-pack holder. Bryon J. Hammer


    Obviously that is device to convert your old un-hip 80's track lighting into a new trendy overhead beer holder. -- John Hattan


    Others we liked:


    I do believe those are handcuffs for an unruly Hexapus. Yours literally, Laurie Applebee


    Soda bottle rail storage for refrigerator - Jason Harris


    "The 1/2 Dozen Egg Holder" made to reflect these costly times for eggs. Shane Shellenbarger


    It's an easy way to transport 6 cups of coffee at once. Davemartel


    It's a measurer for spaghetti. You can measure out 6 pounds of spaghetti at once. davemartel


    At least one fisherman's dream come true. Take all your favorite fishing rods (up to six) with you to your favorite fishin hole. JC


    These are 6 contact lens holders for Giant Squids. Paul Griesbaum


    Sliver dollar pancakes maker. Yum, now I am hurry. Dulie


    It's a do it yourself Olympic Rings set. Ian Winkler


    very clever way to shop with sextuplets at the grocery store without having the little buggers run amok. Melody Hensel


    It’s a golf ball cabby. Kentastic.


    I think it may be a cupholder that attaches to the railing of a boat. Chad Masters


    It is an ice cream waffle cone holder! Rozz


    It is a udder holder for milking cows with 6 teats! Jon Paul Frontino


    It's a jig for drilling holes in large bird houses! Thanks! Chris Doppler


    It's a Phoroptor used by fly optometrists. Really saves time between the "better now or now" questions. Al Smith


    The astronauts used this size gauge while gathering samples on the moon. Any rocks that wouldn't fit through the holes were too big to be transported back to earth. Marty


    My guess is an ice cream sugar cone holder. geekwannabe


    I'm pretty sure that's a set of octopus handcuffs, designed by someone who can't count very well. Soren Hedberg


    I think it is a device for hanging jars for storage. Michael Hodsdon


    Too obvious, It's a Chinese Finger trap for crowds. Lil


    We don't take sides in politics at the WTHII game, but this struck as funny:  

    A Donald Trump thought holder. Big and full of holes. SnoopDawnyDawn


    My mom had one of those, it's a banana dryer. Olin


    It's an eyeglass frame for a spider. Uncle Bobby


    CONGRATULATIONS WINNERS! If you won more than once, please just ask for one autographed MAD. Yes, we know some enter several times under different names. :) Email me your full name & address - (US/Canada only - otherwise email me & we'll give you a shout-out on The Giz Wiz). I'll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify Dick's name only.  Please put MAD WINNER in the subject line, so I can pick it out quickly. Thanks!!!  Dick De, The Giz Wiz & MAD's Maddest Writer. Email me at:


    Don't forget to go back to the top of this page to play the Jan/Feb 2016 WTHII game. And be sure to sign your entry with a name, initials, something - or it won't be counted. Last month more than a dozen entries weren't signed and were disqualified. Thanks. DickDe

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