Germaphobe? Or just hate them in general? MAD Magazine's public service poster is still available. Download it for free. (Links below.)
Feel free to copy & send out, print out, tear up, or even throw out. Best thing to do is print it out in color & hang over the sink in your office restroom! Watching people read it is quite a bit of fun. (Usually.) Written by Dick DeBartolo, Illustration by Gary Hallgren.
Feel free to share "The Germ Poster" with anyone, except maybe folks in the medical profession! Hang it in the office restroom and watch the faces as people wash their hands & read it. Interesting stuff! See who has a sense of humor!