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      You asked! You begged! You said you wanted to buy Giz Wiz Garbage! (Well, one person did, anyway!) So this is your chance to buy fun stuff and help support GizWiz.Biz.

      The very useful,and very famous GizWizBiz LED Hat! And you can own one too!

      It's the hat that 'works' for you! It's like having someone hold a flashlight exactly where you need light! Yes, it's the World Famous Giz Wiz LED Logo Hat! This special packages includes an extra pair of CR2032 Lithium Batteries! The manufacturer says this new hat offers up to 30 hours of burn time on the included batteries. With an extra set of batteries you can double that to 60 hours! (Your burn time may vary.) Perfect for doing any job where you wish you had someone to hold a flashlight.

      Changing fuses in the dark. / Working under the sink. / Working under the hood of your car, or even under your car! / Hooking up cables behind your computer, HDTV, or under your desk. / Perfect when walking the dog at night./ Finding stuff in the closet. / I've gotten many emails saying the LED hat was almost a lifesaver when a storm knocked out the power.

      It features the Giz Wiz two color embroidered designer logo. / An on/off switch is built right into the brim! / The battery holder is built into the liner so it's easy to change batteries!/ + There's an easy-adjust-to-size Velcro strap!

      Fall/Winter Special: Free 2nd set of batteries!

      Cost? $22.99. Shipping is $5.99 and it goes Priority Mail! (Sorry US sales only. Customs & shipping make it just too expensive to send outside the US. Thanks for understanding.)

       

      Look into my eyes! You want this LED hat! You need this LED hat! You will buy this LED hat! Thanks!

       

      New! New! New! And did we mention that this is new! The Ludwik Package Plus!

      On the Daily Giz Wiz I told Leo I had sent Ludwik (Creator TheDaily Giz Wiz Search & other Giz Wiz Stuff) a package with just about everything that had the DGW logo on it. Leo said: "You should make up & offer a 'Ludwik Package' to fans of the DGW. I did and it sold out! But there's something new on the horizon. Actually, it's not on the horizon, it's on this website! Here's The Ultimate Ludwik Package Plus! The Plus package includes an autogaphed copy of the first printing of the softcover version of GOOD DAYS & MAD!

      It includes everything on this page! The amazing Giz Wiz LED hat, the Giz Wiz LED Flashing Strobe, Giz Wiz LED pen, Giz Wiz Clip Hanger, and a copy of GOOD DAYS & MAD! Plus it includes an autographed MAD magazine. Not just any MAD magazine, but a copy of MAD 502, the 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2009!

      In MAD 502 I wrote a MAD Fast Five. The Five Reasons Microsoft Thinks You'll Love Windows 7!

      The whole package is worth $74 if ordered separtely.The entire package, one of everything on this page is only $49.99! And everything will go in one Priority Box for $7.99. (It now cost $8.95 for Priority Mail, but I'll make up the difference.) US Orders only. (The weight of this package to Canada is about $29.00 in postage.)

      Here's your once-in-a-lifetime chance to own some great Giz Wiz Garbage

      (Could be twice in a lifetime if no one bites!)


      Now with one reckless impluse click you can own MAD 502, a copy of GOOD DAYS & MAD, plus these 3 Giz Wiz Gizmos:


      1. The custom Giz Wiz logo Clip Hanger

      Clip Hanger is a handy clip that quickly sticks to any mobile device. It won't come off until you want it to. With just a flip of your thumb you can hang your device onto anything: belt loop, backpack, purse, etc. It comes with a little hook that you can mount near your front door or any place you like. That way when you take your Clip Hanger off you have a place to hang it. It makes it very easy to remember where you placed your cell phone, PDA, or whatever you used your Giz Wiz Clip Hanger on.

      Please indicate your choice of Red, Black, Smoke or Clear when you break down and order. Or I can carefully reach into the box of Clip Hangers with my eyes closed and pick up a color that's sure to please! BONUS: Till I run out of Clip Hangers, I'm putting two of them in the Ultimate Package!

       

       

      2. The folding lighted LED Giz Wiz ballpoint pen

      It's a pen! It's an LED light! It's both! t's a pen that folds so you can carry it just about anywhere. It even has a built in belt clip. When you unfold it the LED light comes on. Ideal to make notes in a dark room or a movie theatre. Batteries are replacable.

      3. The Giz Wiz LED Strobe.

      There's no on/off switch; it goes on automatically when the two contacts encounter a liquid, like water. So if you're a boater, attach your keys to this strobe and if they fall into the water, you'll see them in a minute. If you break down in the rain, hang it on the back of the car as a warning. But it better be raining enough to wet the two contacts which causes the light to flash. For laughs drop it in a drink. Or wet your finger and touch the contacts, it will starting flashing and continute for a a minute or so after your let go.

      TO RECAP: The Ultimate Ludwik Package Plus includes Giz Wiz LED Hat / 2 spare batteries for the LED's in the hat/ Giz Wiz LED Pen /Giz Wiz LED Strobe /Giz Wiz Clip Hangers (2 of them) /Copy of MAD 502! Copy of GOOD DAYS & MAD, autographed to you or anyone you name. /Everything included for under $50!

       

      A little more about Good Days & MAD. If you like the stories of the mad way William M. Gaines ran a very successful MAD Magazine that I tell on The Daily GizWiz, then you should enjoy GOOD DAYS AND MAD. It's a biographical look at the 30 some odd years I spent working for Gaines and for MAD. All the strange stories are in there - like the time Gaines took the entire staff to a subscriber's house in Haiti to beg him to renew!

      (Photo right: Morley Safer, Dick De recording MAD on 60 Minutes; Dick is his "think tank"; Gaines, Annie Gaines, Dick De, Dennis Wunderlin on back of private observation car Gaines rented; oil painting of the back of Bill's head. We took his photo from the front he would have suspected something!)

      Gaines and I also became fast friends and I get to relate of some incredible things we did together. Like the time Gaines, knowing I love trains, rented a 1890's observation car and took 12 of us on a trip from NYC to Boston in total luxury. Gaines loved food and also had three chefs aboard! He arranged to have this private car hooked up to the Amtrak Metroliner! We went to Boston, spent 5 hours there sightseeing, and then the car was hooked up to another Metroliner for the trip back to NY's Penn Station. Then there was the time I arranged to get Gaines onto the torch of the Statue of Liberty. It was an incredible adventure until Bill almost got stuck trying to push through the elbow of Miss Liberty!

      The book is no longer in print, but I did squirrel away some copies in the warehouse. Each copy of GOOD DAYS AND MAD sold helps pay off the rent on Dick's Gadget Warehouse. I spent $380 a month to store old books and old gadgets! Yes, there is a real gadget warehouse (Sofia Bros.) at Amsterdam Avenue & 83rd Street, I'm trying to downsize and move into something smaller and less expensive. I'm slowly realizing being the "The Giz Wiz" is expensive. It's more than $4500 a year just to house gizmos and MAD stuffin Dick's Gadget Warehouse. I had the warehouse for more than 25 years. Yes that's about $90,000 in rent! I should have never figured it out, becauseit's more of a money loser than a money maker, but what the heck, I'm having fun!

       The amazing Ludwik Ultimate Package Plus is worth $74 if ordered separtely.The entire package, one of everything on this page is only $49.99! And everything will go in one Priority Box for $7.95. (Priority mail is now $9.45, but I'll pay the difference.) The book alone weighs 1 and 1/2 pounds! US Orders only. (The weight of this package to Canada is about $29.00 in postage.)