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MAD Collectables! (And after writing something for every issue of MAD for the past 403 issues, I have a lot!)

When I wrote a new MAD paperback or had something published I really liked, I would call the distribution warehouse where MAD books and magazines were stored and buy a case or two. The plan was to store it in a warehouse until it was worth a ton of money. Then I would put it on sale and start raking in the cash! As you may have heard or read elsewhere, storing all this crap in a warehouse turned out to be quite stupid. Almost 30 years of storage right in the heart of high rent New York City, just two blocks from Gizneyland cost about $85,000 so far! I'll never make it back, but --oh well, that's water under the bridge. (So much better for me to think of it that way, than the more realistic "cash down the drain!")

I hope you find something you like to buy for yourself, or as a gift to someone you don't particularly care about. Anything you spend goes toward keeping Dick's Gadget Warehouse alive. (Or least the part I rent.)  Most everything that can be autographed is sent autographed. Right now this page is set up so you have to order each MAD "gem/trash" separately. Since you pay postage per item, I try to add a "surprise" to each multi-order to cover any extra money you may have paid.  Thanks for stopping by.

MADly, Dick De

Dick DeBartolo, MAD's Maddest Writer.

 

Wednesday
Jul072010

25 year old "traditional" Alfred E. Neuman picture with a brand new autograph (if you want.)

Someone told me that you can buy my autograph on Ebay for $9.99. I checked, and it turns out to be true:

http://tinyurl.com/27fy2wd

If you checked it out you’ll see my autograph isn’t on a MAD magazine or anything like that. It’s just on a plain white card.  

That Ebay listing got me thinking. You can pay $9.99 for my autograph on a plain white card or for the same price you can have my autograph on an official Alfred E. Neuman picture! (That’s assuming anyone even wants my autograph!) But if you do, read on. (Medical help might be in order too.) First here’s a bit of history of these Alfred E. pictures.

 These 5” X 9” Alfred E. Neuman “suitable for framing” pictures were sold in MAD Magazine for many years. (They were also advertised as being useful for wrapping fish.) But they haven’t been sold for more than 25 years. And no new ones were printed in the past 25 years either. I found some in Dick’s Gadget Warehouse, hiding in an envelope right next to the Atari 800XL computer.

 The Alfred E. Picture on top of the padded shipping envelope.

You can order one autographed to you, or anyone you like, or have one autographed with just my name for the same $9.99 as that white card. 

And while the shipping on the plain white card with my autograph is listed as $6.00, here it’s just $2.99 for the picture in a padded envelope, sent first class. Please indicate on the order form who it should be autograph to – or if you just want my name. If you order more than one, the postage doesn’t rise above $2.99. If I can sell 36 of these Alfred E. pics, it will pay one month’s rent on Dick’s Gadget Warehouse and still leave $5 for a celebration! 

US and Canada only please, so I don't have to fill out a custom's form. Thanks.

If you want to see inside Dick's Gadget Warehouse, click here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/MADMaddest#p/u/3/dwP53XCL8fk

Friday
Jul022010

Own a small (plastic & mylar) bit of MAD history.

They were never produced commercially. They were never sold! (Till now.) Yes, now YOU can own a rare MAD Minute cassette!

What are the MAD minutes?  Here's a short history.

     Because MAD didn't have a budget for promotion, we did very little, like almost none! Occasionally, if I came come up an idea MAD publisher Bill (William M. Gaines) liked, and it was cheap enough, he would give it the go-ahead. That was the case with the MAD Minutes, which we started doing in the mid 1980’s. The MAD Minutes were one-minute (give or take a few seconds) bits of silliness. Sara Fowler, a MAD Associate Editor with a wonderful sense of humor, and I recorded them. They were labeled, numbered and sent free to disc jockeys around the country. We had about 80 disc jockeys that played -- or claimed they played them on the air. A small article about the MAD Minutes in Billboard magazine was enough to get us our initial mailing list. Occasionally we added to the DJ list by running a sentence or two about the MAD Minutes on the letters page of the magazine.  (They were sent without charge to radio stations who were looking for free content.) The promotion part came in with an opening and closing line that just mentioned MAD Minute. A few MAD Minutes were adapted from the pages of MAD, but since the magazine is such a visual medium, much of the material didn't translate into just being heard. The studio where we recorded them, Valentinos, was famous for its sound effects library, so I wrote mostly original material tailored for the ear, rather than the page. And of course, I worked in sound effects whenever I could. To avoid paying music fees, Dennis Wunderlin composed & recorded many original musical themes we could use over and over. The MAD Minutes were very successful and we recorded them for over seven years. Luckily, Armed Forces Radio also picked up the MAD Minutes. They were played for OUR armed forces, not used as torture for the enemy!  A cassette of 9 MAD Minutes was sent out every 6 and 1/2 weeks. That time frame coincided with the eight times a year publishing schedule of MAD Magazine back then. Most MAD Minute cassettes have 9 older MAD Minutes on the flip side for a total of 18 silly bits of MAD nonsense. These cassettes went to DJ’s who were newly added to the list, so they hadn’t received these earlier MAD Minutes before. (I'm sending out cassettes that have 18 MAD Minutes on them.) Well into the 7th year, Sara Fowler left to get married and have a child. Since we were all doing this project on a shoestring, and it might cost money to replace Sara, it seemed like a good time to end the project. Actually, I think the only reason Sara got married and had a child was to stop doing the MAD Minutes without offending Bill or me!

Dick DeBartolo, MAD’s Maddest Writer

On EBay I sold a few MAD Minute cassettes for $16 each. But forget that $16 price, now they're $20....  no, no they're not! They're $12.99, plus $4.99 shipping.

Tuesday
Jun012010

Get your 1.5 pound soft cover copy of GOOD DAYS AND MAD right here! And get the $12.98 special Alfred Picture & MAD stamps for free!

William M. Gaines the founder and publisher of MAD Magazine passed away on June 3rd, 2010, 18 years ago this week! To get this memory of William M. Gaines into more hands (and out my very expensive Manhattan warehouse) here's a special offer for the next month. (Ends midnight EDT, July 9th). If you buy GOOD DAYS & MAD during this period you'll get the Alfred E. Neuman photo & the MAD stamps offer below for FREE. That's a $12.98 value! Deduct that value from the cost of the book, and it's like getting GOOD DAYS & MAD for less than $4.00! To make it perfectly clear you buy the book for $16.95, plus postage, but you get the $12.98 Alfred Picture & the MAD stamps totally free! (If you use the two book - 50% off the 2nd copy offer -- I'll still include ONE picture & one set of stamps!) US orders only please for the book. It weighs 1.5 pounds & costs a lot to ship outside the US. Thanks for understanding.  

 

          In Dick's Gadget Warehouse I do have copies of the first printing of the soft cover edition from 1995. It has all the heartbreak, all the humor and all the typos of the original! It's exactly the same except for the cover! And it's cheaper too. Just $16.95, plus $6.99 Priority Shipping. (It usually cost more than that to send because the book alone weighs 1 and 1/2 pounds.)

If you like the stories of the mad way William M. Gaines ran a very successful MAD Magazine that I tell on The Daily GizWiz, then you should enjoy GOOD DAYS AND MAD. It's a biographical look at the 30 some odd years I spent working for Gaines and for MAD. All the strange stories are in there - like the time Gaines took the entire staff to a subscriber's house in Haiti to beg him to renew!

Gaines and I also became fast friends and I get to relate of some incredible things we did together. Like the time Gaines, knowing I love trains, rented a 1890's observation car and took 12 of us on a trip from NYC to Boston in total luxury. Gaines loved food and also had three chefs aboard! He arranged to have this private car hooked up to the Amtrak Metroliner! We went to Boston, spent 5 hours there sightseeing, and then the car was hooked up to another Metroliner for the trip back to NY's Penn Station. Then there was the time I arranged to get Gaines onto the torch of the Statue of Liberty. It was an incredible adventure until Bill almost got stuck trying to push through the elbow of Miss Liberty!

The book is no longer in print, but I did squirrel away some copies in the warehouse. Each copy of GOOD DAYS AND MAD sold helps pay off the rent on Dick's Gadget Warehouse.

Photos from Good Days & MAD / (Top right) Dick De resting in his private 'think tank' in his office. Gaines spared no expense to make me comfortable at MAD. Truth is, he let have a operating model railroad in my office!

(Top left) John Ficarra, Editor of MAD, Dick De, and Morley Safer record a spot that appeared on 60 Minutes. I think it was in the late 1980's. Under the video section of this website you can follow a link to see it.

(Bottom left) Dennis Wunderlin, Annie Gaines, Bill (William M.) Gaines , Dick De, and Carol Stuart on the observation platform of the private railroad car Gaines rented so he could take a few friends from New York to Boston and back! He had three chefs aboard! We had a champagne brunch on the way to Boston, and a full sit-down dinner on the return!

(Bottom right) Bill's office wall. Look carefully. Among all the photos of Bill is an oil painting The Usual Gang of Idiots gave Gaines for Christmas one year. Yes, it's an oil painting of the back of his head! Come on, if we took a picture of him from the front, he might have suspected something!

 

50% Off Deal Details!! 

Buy one copy --- get a second copy for half price. But only one bonus.

Don't worry, I'll have a calculator here. One copy is $16.95. Half a copy (you still get a WHOLE book) is $8.48. That total is $25.43.  The two books together weigh more than 3 pounds - Priority mail is $10.85, but I print it online & get a discount.  So Priority shipping is $9.85. The total for two soft cover copies is $35.27. (For some reason PayPal says the total is $35.38, 11 cents more. If 11 cents is a deal breaker, let me know!)

Details:  US orders only. And in the instructions box when you order, please put who to autograph each book to. Or write "Just your name" -- if you just want it autogaphed by Dick De, MAD's Maddest Writer! Finally, they both have to go to the same US address. Thanks!

Remember: This is a perfect gift for a loved one. Perfect revenge for someone you hate! It's a Win-Win gift!

THIS IS THE TWO BOOK BUTTON:

Tuesday
May182010

Found! A few more copies of MAD 4XL!

 

(till they’re sold out & we find something else to stick you with!)

Why is this ten year old MAD Special so special?

Because it contains ALL of the following:

A BOOK EXCERPT from the Frank Jacobs book:

THE MAD WORLD OF WILLIAM M. GAINES

WRITER OF THE MONTH INTERVIEW: Dick DeBartolo

A reprint of the first article I ever sold MAD Magazine back in 1963

plus

Some TV Ad’s We’d Like to See.

And some of Dick De’s favorite MAD spoofs

The Towering Sterno / Drek-ula

MAD’s First & Probably Last Reader’s Survey
(It was the first & last)

The Kentucky Fried Chicken Pledge that employees can really live up to!

This 100 page July 2000 MAD XL 4 Special also features:

Spy Vs. Spy /The Lighter Side Of /A MAD Fold-In

$16.99 plus $2.99 for First Class Shipping (The only thing that's 1st class!)

And your money goes to a good (non-deductible) cause!

Keeping Dick’s Gadget Warehouse going!

 Autographed to you, a friend, or signed with just my name. Indicate that on the order form. Thanks!

JUST SIX COPIES AVAILABLE!  U.S. ORDERS ONLY PLEASE! FULL REFUND IF I RUN OUT!

Monday
May172010

Own an original MAD Minute Cassette with 18 MAD Minutes on it!

From The Private Warehouse Colleciton of MAD's MADest Writer, Dick DeBartolo!

This item comes from the legendary collection of MAD Magazine's MADdest writer. Dick DeBartolo.  This lot contains one MAD Minute cassette tape, a short history of the MAD Minutes (printed on 1700 Broadway letterhead), and a signed Certificate of Authenticity.  The tape includes shows #37 and #42, and it appears to be unused.  All three items are in Mint condition.

The postage cost for this lot will be $5.00, and will be shipped via USPS Priority Mail.  I will only ship with the US Postal Service.  The winning bidder will pay with PayPal, although I will consider other options.  Payments are due within 7 days after auction end.   Foreign bidders are welcome, but payment must be made in US $Dollars.  I will happily combine shipping costs if more than one item is won.  I always pack items that I sell with bubble wrap, foam peanuts, cardboard backing, or whatever else it takes to ensure safe travel.  Please check out my other auctions this week for more MAD, Alfred E. Neuman, Newman, William (Bill) Gaines, and EC (E.C.) Comic memorabilia, and more items from the GizWizBiz gadget warehouse. Happy Bidding and Good Luck!

This auction ended:  May 03, 201010:57:53 PDT. The MAD Minutes cassette sold for $16.15. 

I have more MAD Minute Cassettes. If you like to buy one for $16.00 + $5 for shipping, email me. Thanks!

dick@gizwiz.biz