Cute, Clever & Could Be Answers
January 1, 2020 
That thing is definitely the adjustable bed used by the three bears in "Goldilocks and the 3 bears" thgttg
Device to stretch your iPhone 11 into an iPhone 11 Pro. - Joe
A bed for an Andrew Jackson action figure. DwWashburn
That’s a pair of expandable book ends. Carole Marciano
Portable catapult. It shoots very small arrows. Mr Tom
An uneven park bench for slight inclines. Jason G.
It's for holding open a book so you don't have to use your hands. Keith Phillip
An expandable shoe rack- N.A.
This is one of the largest ski ramps in the world for fleas! Skullman
It’s a chiropractic spine stretching device for mice with back problems. Aaron Conley
That's the plastic insert they ship bread bag cozys in so they retain shape and form.
bluecollarbob
It’s Big Foot’s shoe sizer. -TRMDJ-
WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.) get the February 2020 issue of MAD. It contains The MAD 20, the dumbest things of 2019. That part of the issue is new, the rest of the issue is MAD favorites of the past. MAD moved to LA December 2017, but I'm still writing for them from my Gizneyland studio in NYC. I'm continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Sadly winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only. (MAD postage to Canada was $11.00+ last year to send one copy.) If you live in the US, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I'll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify "Dick's name only". If you'd rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of February MAD, put "SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD" in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US email me with WINNER in the subject line and I'll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I've done it quite a few times already and people say it looks fine.) Or, another choice is OMGchad & I can give you a shout out on the Giz Wiz Show as your prize if you want. (Tell me in your email.) Thanks! Dick De.
Email me at gizwizbiz@gmail.com
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