Cute, Clever, and 'It Might Be That' Answers That Won
January 1, 2022 It is Harpo Marx's horn he uses to "speak" with. Ian Winkler
That's definitely a VERY personal BIDET. Gil from NoLa
This is a bike horn for people who DON’T ride bikes, but want to warn others they are in their way. It is worn on your finger, ring-like. Bec
It is an automatic middle finger so road ragers can keep their hands on the wheel while "signaling" other drivers. Drew
It secretly “squirts” alcohol while performing for children birthday parties. A clown’s best friend! Doug Maltby
World’s smallest Turkey Baster - for those hard to reach areas”. Jeffrey and Adam Slomovitz
It’s obviously a toe ring pump, for people with flat feet! --blintze
When you finger gains a little weight, you can uses this to pump up the size of the ring so it fits better. Budd E S
It’s a clown party napkin ring. Emenemenee
A secret poison cloud emitting ring used by spies. Jason G.
A toilet tank float from one of those solid gold toilets! Gavin from Oregon
An early prototype for the Thighmaster. Marty
WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.& I'll try to send to Canada) get the Feb 2022 issue of MAD. Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I'm continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only, although I have been able to send MAD magazine to some locations in Canada. If you win and live in the US or Canada, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I'll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify "Dick's name only". If you'd rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of April MAD, put "SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD" in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US & Canada email me with WINNER in the subject line and I'll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I've done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)
Email me at gizwizbiz@gmail.com
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