Cute, Clever, and 'It Might Be That' Answers That Won

WE GOT THIS MANY TIMES. WE PICKED ONE AT RANDOM:

That green thing is obviously the launch button for Elon's SpaceX rocketship to Mars!

Steve C. in Phoenix.

LOTS OF SUBMARINE/BOAT HATCH/PORTHOLE ANSWERS, WE PICKED TWO AT RANDOM:

That is a Submarine Hatch for the Mini submarine for Kiwis. Steve

This is a new self installed porthole for boats. Won't leak -watch for the install video for Dick's boat. Vince C

OTHER WINNERS:

That is a mood ring on the outside, but on the inside it is a secret decoder ring. It decodes... wait, that is a secret. Mr Tom

That is an automated tiddlywinks flipper, you put the tiddlywink on top and it does the rest. - Chris Durkin

It's a wrist wearable. When walking outside push the green button and the red stoplight turns green. P3p3l3pew

Watch protector to cover your watch and door to open up to see time. Keith Johnston.

I believe this is used to protect your belly button from the elements. David Lo

It’s a peep hole for your screen door. It has a latching cover so they can’t look in. Jeff.

Useful to avoid contact with contaminated elevator buttons. Personal elevator button: perfect for pandemics. L.Howell

It’s a portable green traffic light - you'll always have the right of way! Redacted

I am pretty sure this is HAL the computer’s jealous brother. Thgttg

That’s an EASY button found in Staples shops in Ireland. Carole Marciano

WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.& I'll try to send to Canada) get the October 2021 issue of MAD. (I have the MAD Guide To Sky Diving in that issue with art by one of MAD's most famous artists, Jack Davis. Even though MAD moved to LA in December 2017 I'm continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. Winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only. If you win and live in the US, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I'll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify "Dick's name only". If you'd rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of October MAD, put "SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD" in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US email me with WINNER in the subject line and I'll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I've done it quite a few times already and people say the photo looks great.)

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