Clever, Cute, Could Be Winning Answers:

Lots of Q*bert answers!! We picked one a random:

Scott Johnson: It's the original prototype for Q*bert!

Lots & Lots of urinal answers: We picked one at random:

It's a portable urinal. Brian Keith Smith-

And about a dozen 'pig nose' answers. We picked one at random:

It is a mask you put on to look like a pig. George using iPad

Other winning answers:

This is a protective tip for elephant trunks when they drink water. It eliminates gator bites. Mike from Pittsburgh.

It is the proverbial lead balloon. Curt Eskridge

That’s a genie bottle for the heavy-set genie. Simply missing its stopper. Carole Marciano

It’s for blowing up balloons with your nose. You put the balloon on the round end and the other end over your nose. Dennis

It looks like a nose snorkel for when you are completely submerged in the bath tub, you can still breathe. Mike

It's a snore suppressor. You place it over your partner's mouth while they are asleep and then when they snore, you simply put a cork in it. -Chad Masters

That's a bottle-neck that you attach to a box of wine so you can at least pretend that you're not drinking wine from a box. -- John Hattan

It's the bud vase I made in Mrs. McGuillicuddy's 5th grade art class. How'd YOU get it? Ralph Osinski

It's an INKWELL for your quill or old-time nib pen. Keith Phillip 

WINNERS (Who live in the U.S.) get the April 2019 issue of MAD. It's issue #6 produced by the LA team. MAD moved to LA December 2017, but I'm still writing for every issue from my Gizneyland studio in NYC. I'm continuing the WTHII game and sending out MAD magazines to winners since so many people say they love to play it. As announced over a year ago winners of MAD magazine are for US addresses only. (MAD to Canada was $11.00+ last year to send one copy.) If you live in the US, email me your full name & address and put MAD WINNER in the subject so I can pick it out easily. I'll autograph your MAD with your first name & my name unless you specify "Dick's name only". If you'd rather have one of those 38+ year old Alfred E. Neuman pictures, instead of April MAD, put "SEND ALFRED PIC NOT MAD" in the subject line. Soon, they will be no more of those either. The remaining Alfred E pics were shipped to MAD in LA. If you won more than once using different names, please just ask for one MAD. If you live anywhere outside of the US email me with WINNER in the subject line and I'll autograph an Alfred E. Neuman photo to you, scan it & email it to you. You can print it out & no one should know the difference. (I've done it quite a few times already and people say it looks fine.) Or, another choice is OMGchad & I can give you a shout out on the Giz Wiz Show as your prize if you want. (Tell me in your email.) Thanks! Dick De. Email me at gizwizbiz@gmail.com