Giz Wiz fan Pete C writes: Hey Dicky D, Think Chinese food. Think Chop Sticks. Think the Spoon Sisters. Starting to get the picture yet? Think turn-the-table-turkey. Of course they would call them SPORK CHOPS! What else?
From the Spoon Sisters website: (Home of fun and often weird stuff)
Chop Stick challenged? If the arrival of those white Chinese take out cartons gets your anxiety flowing even before the first taste of MSG, Spork Chops here to the rescue. Just pick your appropriate end; standard chop stick side for those accustomed to picking up a grain of rice between two tiny pieces of wood, or default to the unique flip side with tiny fork and spoon. Bottom line everyone eats with wooden sticks, no matter which end you use. A super handy utensil that's guaranteed to be both conversation piece and ice breaker at your next Chinese take in dinner. Bamboo, so they're reusable. Sold as a set of 2 packs. Hand wash only. Measure 10 inches long; spoon spork chop at widest is 7/8 of inch; fork at widest 5/8 of inch. 2 pack set: $8.95.