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    The Giz Wiz Asks You! > Any more suggestions to where the TWiT Home Office should be located?

    Here are some of the suggestions we've received so far:

    I like to watch you and Leo on stickam. I very seldom miss a show. I have a good name for your home office. Big Bone Lick,Ky. Keep up the good work: Dave

    Is there a Wedlock, TX? My dad says we have a few cousins born just out of Wedlock. Scott

    If the "home office" chooses to move from Arkansas, may I offer two options here in Oregon. These are real towns...Remote, Oregon: This is a tiny place in the woods off State Route 42 between Roseburg and Coos Bay. It is...DUH!...remote.

    Boring, Oregon: Boring is located on state route 212 (Clackamas-Boring Highway) southeast of Gresham, heading from the Portland area into the mountains. I've never been there so I can't tell you if Boring is boring. Keep up with the fabulous "GizWiz" As long as you're there, "I'll be here"!
    Denny Pyott. Glide, Oregon

    I have a couple of recommendations for you. Both are in my home state of Indiana.
    1. French Lick, Indiana.
    2. Gas City, Indiana.
    Yes, both of them are real towns in Indiana. Actually Larry Bird is from French Lick.
    Paul ( you can call me Pete) Griswold
    Ft. Wayne, IN

    Right now we've zeroed in on Cheesequake, NJ for TWiT's home office, thanks to Jeff in Pittsburgh.

    Back when Letterman started doing the whole Home Office thing, my sister and I would compose our own top 10 lists from our home office in Cheesequake, NJ. Yes, there is actually a town called Cheesequake in New Jersey. You wanted a funny name, you can't get much funnier than that. However, if you want to work blue, here in Pennsylvania we have Blue Ball & Intercourse.
    - Jeff in Pittsburgh

    Any more suggestions? Just post them here!

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    May 20, 2009 | Registered CommenterThe Giz Wiz

    Blanding, Utah

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJeff In Salt Lake

    The international office should be in Ouagadougou, the capital of Burkina Faso in Africa. Pronounced: oo-ag-a-doo-goo

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoe Sarsero

    How about Short Pump, Va. Yes it is a real town, just south of Richmond I do believe!

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTim Barber

    Purgatory, Maine! Phone # 666-666-6666

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterimike2u

    Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
    Pecker's Point, Newfoundland Canada
    Joe Batts Arm, Newfoundland Canada
    Two Good Arm, Newfoundland Canada

    Nova Scotia, Canada has:
    Bangs Falls
    Beaver Harbour
    Bible Hill
    Chimney Corner
    Cow Bay - I live about 2 mins from here
    Diligent River
    Ecum Secum
    Folly Lake
    Garden of Eden
    Lower Economy
    Malignant Cove
    Meat Cove
    Memory Lane
    Necum Teuch
    Old Barns
    Port Bickerton
    Pugwash (my parents have a summer cottage here)
    Shag Harbour
    Sissiboo Falls
    The Hawk
    The Ovens
    Upper Economy

    And finally for the name variety, I offer up: http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitebeard/2704394630/

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCarolyn McLelan

    Mt. Laurel, NJ. Or Atlantic City, NJ

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDan

    Don't know for the Home Office but have some for the foreign (European) office,
    These are all in the UK:

    1.Apes Hall (Norfolk)
    2.California (Norfolk)
    3.Giggleswick, North Yorkshire
    4.Great Snoring (Norfolk)
    5.Ham and Sandwich (Kent)
    6.Little Snoring (Norfolk)
    7.Mousehole (Cornwall)
    8.Crackpot (Dorset)

    There's always Hell Michigan - you could say you orders come directly from Hell. I've always thought Salt Lick and Bone Lick were strange names for cities in KY.

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTom

    Intercourse, Alabama

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBrent

    As you might know already there are two possible locations in the German speaking region that are not far from each other. You can go within 40 minutes from Petting in Germany to Fucking in Austria.

    Here are the directions:

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterVerena Fuchs

    Embarass, Minnesota

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRob Graber

    How about Twitty, Texas as the location for the TWiT Home Office?

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergaryk

    Regina Saskatchewan, as made famous by Dave Letterman back in the day.

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterT.Rob

    Gary, Indiana also has a nice ring to it.

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergaryk

    Wawasee, Indiana is known for Lake Wawasee and boat manufacturing. Right up Dick's galley!

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChad W.

    You could always say that head office is in Flippin, Arkansas.

    May 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRodrick B.

    Bucksnort, TN
    Happy, TX
    Walla Walla, WA

    May 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAllen

    It has got to be Normal, IL. Even though you guys are far from Normal.

    May 21, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermichael Lyons.

    Intercourse Pennsylvania

    May 21, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterbillmdee

    Happy Camp, CA
    Chagrin Falls, OH
    Horsehead, NY

    May 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJudyB

    How about "Giz"zard Creek, MO?

    May 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDustin Sherrill

    North Zulch, TX

    May 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnita Bath

    Hell, MI.
    If I assume "The worse your life the better we sound" I need to move to Hell to get the best possible listening experience. The only detail is that I will need reviews of personal cooling devices. Leo could also use these gadgets to cool his guest seeing he is too cheap to turn on the A/C. I think that employees of TWIT need a union to resolve this issue maybe Alfred E. could be there union president?

    May 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterScott

    Middelfart, Denmark. Perfect for visiting GizWix'es as it's an important train junction in Denmark.

    May 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChristian Bech